
Explanation of shitty paint picture: I was pulling out of a parking lot into 4 lanes of traffic. (Out of the Tedeschi's Plaza, for you Cape Codders.) The car in the closest lane was slowing down to turn in to the lot, and I could see one car in the lane next to it which was more than a block away.
I start pulling out, and minivan asshole comes speeding out of nowhere. I'm in the middle of the two lanes when I see him, so my choice was to either stop and definitely get hit, or gun it and try to get the fuck out of the way. I gun it and he nicks my rear driver's side and I spin and end up in the farthest two lanes facing the parking lot.
I smacked my head on the driver's side window a little, but I ended up being ok. (Little bit of blood from a small cut that reopened.) My car got dented a little above the rear driver's side tire, and the tire and axle are fucked to infinity.
tl;dr Fuck mini vans.